Male Privilege walks into a bar
and gets annoyed that the blonde girl who was infront of him
gets served first.
He tells her he decided to not let that get the better of him
and that he didn’t and won’t call her a slut.
Male Privilege gets annoyed when she doesn’t kiss him.
Male Privilege tells his friends about the ugly blonde
who was rude enough to push infront of him at the bar.
In place of her name, which he didn’t get,
he calls her a whore. They agree
before they each try pick up lines that fail on her all night.
She leaves, bag clutched shield like against her.
Her friends a barricade.
Male Privilege leaves too.
Calls her a snob as they wait for an Uber.
Male Privilege catches the night bus home.